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Messages - McTrooper

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Person pounding on glass:  Elaine - Elaine!

Barnabas:  No one here with that name.  You got the wrong wedding.

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Lol patrickm

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Jason:  After we get married I’m going to stock up on Logansport sardines.  No more budget brands for Jason anymore!

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Sam:  So I was telling Dr. Woodard about how Jim put my stapler in jello, but he didn’t believe me, he said I suffered from a Psychic Future TV Show itosis, basically I have intense dreams of tv show events from the future and my breath stinks. 

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Lol MagnusTrask  [easter_grin]

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Jason re-enacts his birth to illustrate why an episiotomy is sometimes performed and Willie is horrified. 

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Elizabeth:  Really Jason you’re annoyed turtle imitation is getting old. 

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Hehe  [easter_smiley]

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Sam:  I don’t care what you think about my painting Joe.  You’re not a professional art critic.

Joe:  Sam it’s literally a turd, it’s even floating in a toilet. 

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Hehe

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Willie:  Look we ain’t got no cows Ms. Butter Churn Lady we an’na going to higher ya.

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Lol MagnusTrask

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Victoria:  I just found out my friend died, she wrote me a letter about it.  Something about her hair.  I don’t understand. 

Liz:  I know you’ve lived a sheltered life, but you had to have heard about hair dye before. 

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^_^  [easter_smiley]

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tried to fart the happy birthday song after eating 5lb of baked beans

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roasting  . . . er  . . . having you for dinner

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: A "Josette"
« on: May 28, 2024, 03:15:49 PM »
Yeah, guess I didn’t think of that Hehe.

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I’ll have my own single on the charts about dancing with someone  . . . maybe you.

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 [easter_smiley] dom

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Sheriff Patterson:  Sam you’re so drunk that I’m tempted to take a blood sample and age it in a barrel to sell to Vampires  . . . Not that those exist  . . . I’m going to have to work on my hyperbole while you dry out. 

Sam:  Boy the Blue Whale looks different.  When did they get cadges?

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Hehe thank you MB  [easter_grin]

I should’ve said it earlier, but good one patrickm  [easter_smiley]