Burke: So when I was a boy I caught a fish this big and it said it would grant me a wish if I let it go, but I told it I wished for a fish dinner.  It was a good fish dinner.  Those magic fish are tasty!

Sam:  Sometimes after a long painting session I like to sit in that chair, but Maggie complaines I always get the seat full of paint.

Hehe to both

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tepid water

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aging artist soufflé

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toilet water

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chum

[Modified by Moderator]

Barnabas:  Please you two settle down.
I’ll get some clear buckets with measurements on them so you can settle this contest.
Studding American Slang has really paid off.  I was wondering when I’d need those buckets.  It’s a silly contest though  . . .  who’ve drinks the most water wins.

Hehe thanks
I think when I came across this one I found it to be a pretty interesting challenge.

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David:  What do you think of the Eversour Gobstopper?  It’s probably the nicest gift my dad ever gave me.  It’s a prototype.

Burke:  Ah uh you sure Rodger isn’t trying to kill you?

David:  I can’t believe you Aunt Elisabeth what did Kermit ever do to you? 

Elisabeth:  David this is faux frog skin.

Burke debated mentioning the kick me signs, but decided not to. 

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Burke (thinking):  I don’t know why Victoria wanted to know, but she gave me quarters so I guess I’ll see if they bounce.