copy of Fire Poker Enthusiast Magazine

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water gun filled with holy water

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old Buzz voodoo doll

The 5 o’ clock news

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Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini

David:  Wow!  Sleep deprivation really does make everything trippy.  I bet the is what being drunk is like.

Hehe

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(PT) Stokes:  You see this chair was once owned by Abraham Lincoln’s shoe shine guy and it’s also made from reclaimed wood from an outhouse.

Inspector:  I’m here investigating a murder not buy antiques!

Bruno:  I'm Gonna Dance For You.  Gonna dance your cares away.  I'll do the hootchie-coo.
And the Ta-ra-boom-de-ay. I'll sing a happy song while I dance the whole night long  . . .

Victoria:  I’ll take 2 bottles of champagne and keep ‘em corked.  Put it on this fella’s tab. 

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Victoria:  Can you get a longer table cloth over here?  I like to pretend I’m camping when I get tipsy.

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Victoria:  Do you sell deodorant at this bar?  Dark haired men give me the sweats and I don’t want to go home stinky.

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 . . . glue McTrooper got to be a better line than that  . . . hmmm

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Victoria (loudly):  Hey bar keeper!  I’m going to smack this guy around a bit.  Better not call the cops or this place will burn.  I know a gal that can even do it without setting a foot in this place.  The fuzz can’t protect you from that!

Barnabas: "Alright Adam, we'll make you a mate, __ a servant __ and __  horse  __!   
But I absolutely draw the line at making you __  a duck named Larry that doesn’t fly south for the winter, but will bring you coconuts from the tropics whenever you want  __!"

Adam: "Well... okay.   But I really wanted it!"

Roxanne:  I hope Stokes can’t smell that?

Stokes:  Did someone forget to flush?  Smell like a fresh turd in here.