Setup:

Red Victorian Couch:  Now that the riff raff are leaving I can get back to ____________    . ? !

it’s annual sardine binge

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it’s demolition derby and tractor pull

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it’s monochrome fireworks 4th of July celebration

Elisabeth:  You see this face Victoria?  Doggie McFourLegs made a face like that and walked off into the sunset never to be seen again.  That’s why we’ve got no pets at Collinwood. 

Victoria:  Oh I thought it was budgeted constraints. 

Rodger:  Why no I don’t wear red poka dot underwear with multiple road streak stains.

Victoria:  I found a pair on my bed tonight.  Look I’m not sure if your flirting or trying to scare me, but I know you’re lying to me!

David (thinking):  Maggie’s coat is the perfect hiding spot for my bleeder valve collection.

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David:  Maggie?  Why don’t guys have front bumpers too?  Wouldn’t it help with our safety rating and impact residence?

Quentin:  Life moves pretty fast, If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  I’m Quentin.  Quentin Bueller and like every other day I’m taking the day off.  *quirky montage showing Quentin doing funny stuff * And that’s my wacky occult magic loving lawyer Freind talking to on of the many ladies that are like my needles and I’m there thread if you know what I mean * wink *

Beth:  Who are you taking too and why are you making an analogy implying you have an issue with girth and rigidity?!   . . .

Trask thinking: Man I keep looking up even when I’m alone.  It’s like I’m lying to myself too.