Chris:  Barnabas do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched.

Barnabas:  All the time, but only for about a half hour a day until we do the movie and go into reruns.

Stokes:  Julia, why is the chandelier singing a rag time song and doing a samba?

Julia:  I hasn’t quite figured out how to match the dance with the music it’s singing.

Maggie:  Oh!  That’s going to leave a mark. 

David:  Ouch!!!  Who put a rake in the foyer? 

David:  Lot’s of room on the bed for you Ladies and the ghost of Chuckles the Drifter knows how to entertain.

Julia:  Okay Barnabas we’re going to have to pick a birthday for you, so you can apply for your Learning Permit at the DMV. 

Barnabas:  Why do I need to learn to drive again?  A different storyline?  I’m supposed to run over someone?  Why not become the world’s first recovering vampire race car driver instead?

Chris:  Barnabas, Barnabas I think there’s more to my curse then I thought.  See I’m pregnant out to here.  When the moon is full baby might make it’s exit.

Julia:  So you said you were driving and you hit a frog.  Then the words “Game Over” appeared over the frogs head?

Quilt (thinking):  Man how many more appearances before I get my Sag card?