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Messages - McTrooper

2416
Burke:  Going to go paint a sunrise, Sam?

Sam:  Yup, Tequila sunrise.

2417
Corporate tax policies for large companies


The history of bellybutton lint


how to cook Soylent Green

2419
Burke:  Victoria, I have a confession to make.  I can see through clothes.

2420
Elisabeth:  Who put a statue of a man about to take a dump in the foyer?

2421
Sam:  One, two, three, four, five  . . . Good I have enough pennies for a tip.

2422
Sam:  Why do my fingers smell funny after shaking hands with you?

Burke:  When my hands get cold I put them under my armpits.  I must have forgotten to wash my hands.

2423
 [snow_smiley] Thank you ^_^



 . . . you can't seriously believe that  . . . a tomato is a fruit



2424
the day it rained sardines on downtown Collinsport

2425
Patterson:  I had this dream I was in charge of a top secret research organization and I smoked, but later I was in charge of a think tank and eventually went blind.

Elisabeth:  Well how exciting for you.

2426
Elisabeth:  Rodger I知 going to have to have you clean the stables.  Matthew can稚 do it because he痴 sick.  That痴 also the reason you need to clean the stables if you know what I mean.

2427
Rodger:  I ran out of socks okay.  Christmas stockings were my only option.  I値l probably wash them before Christmas.

2428
Man on phone:  I知 somewhere in the house and I知 going to get you. 

Victoria:  You致e got the wrong number I知 not in a house. 

2429
chocolate moose was made with real chocolate and real moose.

2430
Lock him in a coffin