Bad Willie
Bad Willie
What ya going to do
What ya going to do when ghost cops come for you?

That moment when you realize everyone was right it really is hard to whistle after chewing crackers.

^_^

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Barnabas: Would you please put away both of your guns.

House Painter:  Lady I’m short a bucket.  Would you take five bucks for the hat?

Sam (thinking):  I wonder if I could do a self portrait.  But how can I do a good pose and paint it too?  What if I’m doing the perfect pose right now?

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This picture would make a great painting.  I wonder if there’d be an issue with right or licensing? 
Not that I have any painting talent or money to get it done either way.

Elisabeth:  Rodger what on earth are you doing with my daughter?

Rodger:  Nothing to worry about Elisabeth.  Carolyn is just teaching me the latest dance craze.  It’s called Awkward Moments.

 Elisabeth:  I guess it’s okay to have a slumber party, but Carolyn please don’t play Truth or Scare tonight.  David and Matthew still have nightmares sometimes.