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Messages - McTrooper

1621
Rodger: Giving puppy dog eyes to an imaginary audience won't bring Bill back Elizabeth.

1622
Vampirism increased more the length of more than just teeth to more than twice the size.

1623
Hehe that would be pretty shocking.

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she was asked to teach the self defense class’s section on fire poker use.

1624
tapioca pearls the size of marbles

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an entire bottle of bitters

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horse radish

1625
Dick and Jane The Complete Collection of short stories that are easy to read.

1626
I bet it would be pretty funny.  Hehe thanks

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 . . . tonight is __ the debut of the Nail Salon Olympics __

1627
Real chuckle outloud dom  [ghost_smiley]

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Sheriff:   Okay Rodger you're free to go.  You're chin doesn't match the print at the crime scene.   I guess someone else robberd the Collinsport Fish Circus.

1628
Hehe dom :-)

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Rodger:   I usually don't do mixed drinks Elizabeth.  But just tell me what to do to make this Long Island Egg Drop.

Elizabeth:  It's the same as a regular one, but you add leftover egg salad.

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Victoria:  I really don't think we should be doing this here what if David finds us?

David:  They're doing tidel calculations without me!

1629
 [ghost_grin] good one dom :-)

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Elizabeth:  Rodger, I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room.

Rodger:  I really wish you'd stop calling me that Elizabeth.

1630
Elizabeth:   Sorry Victoria.  Matthew noticed our stock of baked beans was expiring soon and worked it into every meal recently. 

Victoria:  That's quite alright.  I brought my gas mask from the foundling home. 

1631
Rodger:  Bravo Sheriff!  I've never thought anyone could imitate an owl call with their fart.

Elizabeth:  Sheriff perhaps Vaudville could use your tallents.

1632
tympanic membrane piercing was the latest fashion trend that was hip

1633
the tear duct system

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1800’s tax law in cities with small populations

1634
a handsome spider she just saw on the ceiling eating a fly

1635
a large grasshopper smoking two clove cigarettes