How bad is "Dark Shadows"? It makes you long for a "Twilight" movie. That's bad.
Just wondering why she felt the need to invent another identity in the first place. Was she trying to elude her parents? Afraid of being sent back to the mental institution?
Third, refering to the corporate-minded target audience of 18-to-24's, when it comes to Johnny Depp, he's still a box-office draw, but he's hardly the 21 Jump Street star he once was. He's just this side of the hill of a half-century old (ancient by Hollywood standards). He's older than what Jonathan Frid was when he created Barnabas Collins. Thinking that somehow Depp can still draw in teens is not thinking. Most teens today would have no idea what 21 Jump Street is. Their parents were teens when it aired. Even all the Pirates movies are old news by now.