The Dark Shadows Alphabet Game

B is for bride, for which Barnabas wanted to claim when he first arrived on the show. [spoiler]Of course we learned later on he had claimed a bride, Angelique, but her witchcraft was definitely not something he was looking for in a wife. lol[/spoiler]

C is for Convoluted plots and timelines.

d is for dumb that David says.

To fill in the missing word:  Z is for zero tolerance, as in Rev. Trask for witches.

Next is E. 

E is for escape, like Vicki did and Quentin and Desmond did from the Collinsport Jail (or Gaol if you prefer).

F is for flames. They seemed to follow the DS witches and Phoenixes everywhere!

G is for the gazebo.

H = Michael Hadge played Buzz Hackett

I is for irksome, which David was to Vicki during the early days of the show. (She had the patience of a saint to put up with him those early days).

J is for Mrs. Sarah Johnson.

K = Daniel F. Keyes the Caretaker

L is for lodgers, which Collinwood had its share of those, whether they be temporary (Jason) or permanent (Julia).

N is for Narcissist. Jeb.

O is for odor like the one [spoiler]the Leviathan creature left on Paul Stoddard's clothing after attacking him at Professor Stokes'.[/spoiler]

Um, moribund was already used, but I am ready with another M.

M is for mourning like [spoiler]Josette over Barnabas' death, or he over her's.[/spoiler]

Next letter is P.