The Dark Shadows Alphabet Game

Q is for qualifications, which weren't very important to the Collins family whenever it came time to hire a governess for the brat(s) in residence.

R is for runaways [spoiler]like Jamison running away from Collinwood before being whisked away to Worthington Hall, David and Hallie running away from Windcliff[/spoiler]

S is for Susie the mute waitress.

T is for tormented, which is what Barnabas was once he became a vampire.....of course he was also known to BE tormenting as well! (Just ask Willie Loomis)

U is for the udder attached to the cow that gave birth to the calf that Barnabas drained of blood.

V is for van-- Barnabas' Vampire Van, the scale model toy from the late 60s.

W is for wuss, which is how one fan described a post-bite Willie in a Fest Q&A session that included John Karlen. 

X is for Xenogenous (caused by a foreign body, or originating outside the organism)i  i.e. Barnabas's curse

Y is for Yeti, the Abominable Snowman - a monster who could never survive at Collinwood.

Z is for Zealous - What the various thralls were while protecting the vampire that had them under his/her control.

A = America where Josette came, where DS started, where the state of Maine was.

B is for Brian Sturdivant

C

Christopher Bernau

D is for Dick Smith, special make-up artist who aged Barnabas for both the series and the movie.

E = Education.  Did david ever get any. He spent all his time getting out of study