...er hold on a second the Mets just scored... What were we talking about again?

...Did he really play the bagpipes as well as he bragged about in his journals?

...Did he love collecting porcelain dolls, just as I do?

...Did he really suck on tree bark to alleviate his acid reflux?

...Did he have an illegitimate son named Sandor with a gypsy who was passing through town?

...fell for the old "Evil twin sister" bit.

...was better in bed than me.

...married Maggie?

...would make multiple passes at you every single day?

...actually went out in public in that awful brown jacket?

...had that much in common with Darrin Stephens? Talk about life imitating art!

...the secret stash of zombie dead sheriffs.

...a planet where apes evolved from men.

...the "other" secret playroom adorned with black-light posters and lava lamps.

Right on the money Magnus!! 


...cash checks under a false Social Security number.

...make everyone around you feel ashamed and embarrassed.

..get drunk, hot-wire cars, then run them off Widow's Hill, jumping out at the last second.

...I just finished washing and folding all of your socks and underwear, or were those mine? Oh, no matter! Hello Sonny!

...I let you win 14 times whenever we were playing "go-fish".

...you smell like grapefruits.

...your fear of needles.

...your fear of intravenous narcotics.

...your fear of dying at your doctor's hands.

I need a drink. 

Me too!

Q man forever!!! Hopefully, his portrait is in a vault somewhere safe.