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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0858
« on: October 30, 2009, 03:25:46 PM »
You obviously... picked up MINE by mistake. I am two sizes smaller than you Julia, although you have slimmed a bit since there are no "Twinkies?", if I'm pronouncing it correctly, in this time period. They do sound sooooo good though!

1772
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0857
« on: October 30, 2009, 05:56:14 AM »
...setting yourself on fire and then practicing STOP, DROP and ROLL.

1773
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0874
« on: October 30, 2009, 05:52:20 AM »
...with their clothes ON.

...playing "read my dirty little mind"... again.

...deciding whether or not to go dig up random corpses. [skull_winks]

1774
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0777
« on: October 29, 2009, 07:06:50 AM »
...said Tim had the right to remain silent AFTER he was kissed on the lips by The Lord, or the instrument of The Lord's choosing, which was usually The Reverend himself.

1775
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0778
« on: October 29, 2009, 07:01:46 AM »
...the Thought Police were coming back to collect unpaid dues, is it?

...that traveler from the future called "Mister Spock" was going to steal your brain and make your ears pointed, is it?

1776
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0776
« on: October 29, 2009, 06:54:15 AM »
...because the "uncomfortable silence" after taking his shirt off will be too uncomfortable for my implied manliness to handle.

1777
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0776
« on: October 29, 2009, 06:50:24 AM »
...and NOT taken a catnap in that drafty coffin!

...and worn his long underwear AND stake-proof vest like I told him!!!


1778
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0772
« on: October 29, 2009, 06:43:50 AM »
...But the Peterkin boy gets an F because...his parents' tuition check bounced last week.

...But the Peterkin boy gets an F because...those cupcakes he brought for the class gave the Reverend diarrhea.


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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0772
« on: October 29, 2009, 06:37:34 AM »
Barnabas regretted his refusal to take the staircase for a nice walk when the staircase responded by...turning into a slip-n-slide!!

1780
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0779
« on: October 29, 2009, 06:35:24 AM »
...admitted she had to shave HER sideburns since age 6.

...admitted her accent was actually Hungarrrrrrrrian.

...admitted she'd lost on purpose last 5 times they played gin rummy.

...admitted the word "gypsy" was a bit too broad for her liking.

1781
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0783
« on: October 28, 2009, 04:48:38 PM »
...my lucky rabbit's foot!!

...my winning personality!

...my double-headed Diabolos commemorative souvenir coin I won in a card game. [devil2] [devil2]

1782
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0779
« on: October 28, 2009, 04:41:47 PM »
Magda: "Whad? Gypsy women good enough for Quentin but ain't for little Carl?"
Carl: "I'll have you know, that I prefer my ladies..to cook me a meal that's not still alive on the plate!"

...to brush their teeth semi-regularly at least.

...to have a working knowledge of magic instead of black magic. [128]

1783
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0779
« on: October 28, 2009, 04:11:05 PM »
Carl was about to give the stone cross a karate chop with his chin when he suddenly realized he'd forgotten to take his pain medication this morning.

Carl was about to give the stone cross a karate chop with his chin when he suddenly realized the cross was limestone. He only karate chops marble because of his wealthy upbringing.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0782
« on: October 28, 2009, 03:54:18 PM »
...not to get a pet chimpanzee!!

...make her say 4,863 Hail Marys... again.

...talk about the good 'ol days when you didn't need a reason to beat someone with a stick!!

...wear white shoes after Labor Day!

1785
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0776
« on: October 27, 2009, 08:26:53 PM »
...wear the giant chicken suit again!!!

...start referring to you as "Da Man" from here on out.

...shave my head, but not my beard and walk around on my hands reciting the 23rd Psalm in Italian.

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