I was the individual that invented Tang

in my youth I was an indentured servant for Captain Morgan

you had a third identical sister named Gertrude

Thanks Magnus!  Every few years I get to this weird state of new "normalcy", which by most accounts is far removed from that word, but your body and mind adjusts to its new limitations and quirks that gets you back to at least my own "normal".  Things are much better definitely. 

Although reading that back to myself, it sounds like something a new prisoner in jail adjusting to his new surroundings would write back home to his relatives... Weird indeed.

the Tooth Fairy comes from a different band of time, but owns a time-share in this band of time?!

Congrats Magnus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

And thanks MB!!!!!!!!

As always, thanks MB!!

monogrammed gag scarf

Thanks MB!