...necromancers!

...interior decorators!

The way I see it Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are the ones that should feel honored.

I think they do or they wouldn't be doing this movie. I know vampires have become en vogue at the moment, but I think their heart is in the right place. I think DS is buried in the psyche of those who have forgotten about it for 40 years... My hope is that the "Oh yes, I DO remember that show" thing will have a cascading effect on the populous, but I may be just dreaming again. I'm hoping it will be huge!

...she could go upstairs without fear of losing an argument.

...Gabe was a much better bowler than Quentin.

...she could've had pillow talk to all hours of the night about how much they hated everybody else!

All this talk of vampires and funny are conjuring up images of "Love at First Bite" with George Hamilton. The DS movie will be set in the 70's mind you! Maybe Johnny loves the nightlife AND he's got to boogie. (We'll see.)

I can't see going to all the trouble of hiring this caliber of talent to make the new movie even in the realm of a farce... Johnny's own words about admiring Frid's iconic performance and his version will be close to that has me sold that he and Timbo will get it right. (OK I admit I'm still crossing my fingers!)

Exactly! And smelling good all the while...

potpourri
cocaine
diet pills

Heck Magnus, lets get this party started!!

...homeopathic remedies for their restless-leg syndrome. (A common trait among the poorer of the clan.)

...pen and paper for them to doodle on or write their sorted memoirs.

...lots and lots of coloring books!

...pamphlets she wrote on how you can still be poor and be dignified too.

David - "Maggie, I have a confession to make... This bedpost I am touching right now is a symbolic representation of how I'm feeling about you, right now."

...turnip juice!!

...raw weasel flesh!!

...post-mortem evil un-sadness!!