...make myself a target for a mugging.

...impress the young delivery boys who come by occasionally.

...give myself back pain; therefore I have something ELSE to complain about.

...reinstall the thingamajig with a doohickey.

I figured the skull they received as a wedding present could have just been added to their collection!

While watching season one of Kojak I found an episode with Dennis Patrick. Season One, Episode 20. Entitled "Mojo".  For the unenlightened "mojo" is one of many street names for morphine.

Here's the Hulu link for this episode:  http://www.hulu.com/watch/499/kojak-mojo

Who loves you baby? !!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect Callie!!


...we'd have sleepovers at Collinwood and Quentin would put spiders in our sleeping bags!

...you made me your "special" magarita at that party and it put me in a coma for a week.

...you fixed my electrical problem at Loomis House with duct tape.

...you made that robot girlfriend for me.

...a telephone implanted in its shoe, just for fun!

...the PT bestseller, "1001 Ways To Liven Up A Dull Party" implanted in its memory banks, just for fun!

...lime green tuque she'd been knitting her for the past week.

...looking through the newspaper help ads for a new housekeeper.

...peeling potatoes.

...checks for demons under the bed before going to sleep.

...wears his "I Am The King" T-shirt around Collinwood with flip-flops and cut-offs.

...blows kisses to himself in the mirror.