...poorly executed the auto-erotic asphyxiation technique he'd read about in one of Quentin's and/or Beth's romance novels!

...switch to 'Topol', the smokers' toothpaste!!

Stokes was beginning to think that he would never uncover the role of corn chips in this particular mystery... despite the fact that he was the president and sole member of The Collinsport Chips 'N Dips Sandwich Society!

Quentin played rock-paper-scissors with himself to decide... whether or not to say "no" or "no way" to Angelique's proposal this time!!

Quentin was shocked to see Magda drunk and crying over... the fact that someone left out the "Twister" game mat and she arrived too late to play, as drunk Twister was her and Sandor's favorite pass time on Saturday nights!

"If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times Mr. Fenn-Gibbon... I don't care how many hands you have! They WILL be washed before preparing food consumed by others!"

"Quentin was elated when he overheard Aristede and Victor planning an evening of COMPETITIVE EATING BY MOONLIGHT!! Finally, two men in town after his own heart!!"

Thayer David is in the first episode of the campy late 70's Spiderman TV show... He plays the evil scientist who uses subliminal mind control to force unsuspecting victims to carry out his evil deeds... Including Peter Parker!! He's really great and menacing in that. Just the sound of his voice is enough to scare the bajeebez out of you! Don't think its out on DVD yet. I have an old worn out VHS copy I pulled out for my kids... I think they were a bit underwhelmed by THIS spiderman since they are used to the big budget movies of today. On a campy level its really great, especially if you watched it as a kid as I did.

RQ.