Alexis, and the entire grounds-keeping crew gettin' busy with it

a trained baboon, composing and playing his piano music

extra parachute

self-inflating life-raft I use in the bathtub

3rd-place ribbon from the 6th grade spelling bee

cross the parallel-time threshold dressed in a giant banana costume

Perfect one Rog!!


...the ancient art of 'imaginary fondling'

...guessing penis sizes, but always saying 'bout yay long' no matter what

NTSB Crash Symposium in Las Vegas

chase me around the room with a hairbush

Barn: "In my time-band, it's customary to smile and curtsy just before I punch you in the face."

It used to be a simple thing on eBay to tell which sellers were in North America and which are overseas... I recently bought some HDMI cables for dirt cheap, and the seller is listed as being somewhere in California, but their "distribution warehouse" is in China, they tell me in an email AFTER it's been almost two weeks and I hadn't received them yet...

It's tough especially with electronics when these sellers have 45,672 ratings to really gauge how good (or bad) they actually are... Scour the recent ratings and sort by negative ones to read the details.

This is a VERY deceptive practice for eBay, which unfortunately is very commonplace now.

CAVEAT EMPTOR!!