Angelique could make a man throw up simply by opening the container of left over cupcakes from the victory celebration after the trial of Judah Zachary. (Circa 1692... a bit ripe!)

"Quentin felt absolutely embarrassed about wanting it, but he couldn't help hoping that Morgan would come out of 'the room' insane because that would mean the annual Collinsport Shakespeare Festival wouldn't be ruined by Morgan again insisting on (and playing) Lady Capulet as he did last year and the year before that..."

"After having been dead for 160 years, James' first thought upon seeing Morgan's wife Catherine was that he'd like to find that bottle of scotch (now 200 years old) he stashed in the secret panel..."

"Melanie was positively shocked when Julia rudely remarked that...because of her schizophrenia she was no longer invited to 'charade night' at the Stokes' cottage."

She left the iron on!

Quentin-"Some hooker was banging on my front door at 3am looking for you... Said she was looking for that "famous" rich author who buys all the girls drinks and shows them a good time..."   Alex-"Well I uh... can explain."

Alex- (Thinking to himself) "Surely Quentin doesn't know I spent most of the book advance money on hookers... He doesn't act like he knows. Does he know? I'll just act drunk... That'll seem normal."