your decorator should shot by firing squad

you might want to cut back on the cat urine scented air freshener just a bit

...grab my hookah pipe out of the car please.

...help me frisk myself.

Quentin, gluing on his sideburns

...inquisitive, and we had to dispose of her in boiling oil.

...try to beat Barnabas' time at sprinting to the Old House, barefoot.

...Nicholas cooked up a spinach souffle' with fire from his fingers...

...Nicholas opened up his weekly bag of fan mail from his un-dead disciples...

...Nicholas groomed his mustache with Adam's ear wax...

...her wig was better than his!

read our meter

That was the first thing that popped into my head too Magnus! Great minds think alike, as my Grandfather used to say...


...start a community theater!!

...work on your Phyllis Diller impersonation!!

...trample my herb garden!!

...threaten me with your wayward sixth finger!!

...ask me trivia questions concerning the Code of Hammurabi!!