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Messages - Robot_Quentin

1801
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0765
« on: October 22, 2009, 08:23:39 PM »
...Gabriel Collins, and we won't be able to use the drawing room because the smell of weasel emanates even from the great beyond!!!

1802
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0771
« on: October 22, 2009, 08:19:36 PM »
...follow me all around Collinsport on all fours barking incessantly!!

...never EVER take off her cowboy hat... Not even while bathing!!

...start speaking Croatian whenever we argued.... so I could never win.

1803
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0770
« on: October 22, 2009, 08:09:09 PM »
...make me look ANY more pathetic than I already am??

...get me a discount at the local theater?

...make my mustache look straight?

...clash with your 18th century sensibilities?

1804
...on her way climbing back up Widow's Hill after proving David a liar for saying he "lost" his homework over the ledge! Actually it was incomplete but only slightly crumpled.

1805
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0768
« on: October 21, 2009, 08:29:00 PM »
..."If you don't wipe that smirk off your face, I'll poke your eye out with my tiny shovel."

1806
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0768
« on: October 21, 2009, 08:25:55 PM »
...my perfectly manicured fake mustache!

1807
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0758
« on: October 21, 2009, 08:21:11 PM »
...he was being strangled by the ruffles on his shirt!

...he can't remember anything but waking himself up yelling, "You sank my battleship!!!"


1808
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0756
« on: October 21, 2009, 08:15:39 PM »
...the end of the universe as we know it.

...her eternal damnation.

...as to which was better, fried or deep fried. [8_1_214]

1809
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0762
« on: October 21, 2009, 08:08:05 PM »
...a book on how to get rich in real estate with NO money down!!!!

1810
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0768
« on: October 21, 2009, 05:19:15 PM »
...be the ghost writer on his autobiography.

1811
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0766
« on: October 21, 2009, 05:15:45 PM »
Barnabas had hoped to make a fortune in 1897 by inventing the internet early, but he ran into difficulties when Al Gore showed up to demand royalties!

Barnabas had hoped to make a fortune in 1897 by inventing the sitcom early, but he ran into difficulties when television as still decades away from being invented.

Barnabas had hoped to make a fortune in 1897 by inventing American Idol early, but he ran into difficulties when it turns out Magda was a terrible singer!! (Big shock.)

--great setup Lydia!!! [8_1_1]

1812
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0766
« on: October 21, 2009, 04:54:25 PM »
...use her "scary voice" when calling the party store to place the order!

...wear the giant milk-carton costume from last years' Collinsport Dairy Farmers Association banquet.

1813
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0764
« on: October 21, 2009, 04:28:17 PM »
...help me find my favorite slippers. I've lost them again!  [8_1_215]

[devil2] ...send me up some more of those devilishly good macaroons!! There's something so wonderful about baking on an eternal flame I guess.

1814
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0864
« on: October 20, 2009, 04:33:56 AM »
...he'd forgotten whether or not the birthday would be celebrated on Petofi's or Quentin's or BOTH.

1815
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0864
« on: October 20, 2009, 04:30:13 AM »
...his new invention WOULD be called a "fallout shelter."

...if he crouched down he would seem less threatening to any dwarfs and/or elves he might run across.

...if he went deep enough into the cavern he'd eventually escape the sound of Edward's voice!!