...had a pet wolf named "Wolfie"!!

...juggled watermelons as a mime in the city park!!

...sang "99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" for 3 days straight without sleep!!

...was wrongly accused of a crime he didn't commit!!

...went cliff diving off Widow's Hill in yellow speedos!!

portray an evil wave in Parallel Time

Called Dr. Evaw.

I know! Scary stuff indeed.

...try out that new quadraphonic stereo system she'd had installed last week.

...open the Collins family "portfolio" for him to look at.

..."Julia and Barnabas, if you happen to get this note in time I would like you to attend my graduation from cosmetology school this weekend. I know we've had our differences, and I've tried to kill you both, but I do consider you family."

...to stop dreaming so much and worry about things in the real world for a change.

...that the story of Peter Pan was based on true events.

...that she was wetting the bed and she'd better wake herself up.

...to fo&d.

...crash through the front door of Collinwood circa 1795 while Joshua is standing in the foyer just in time to hear him say "Good God Man! I'm glad I had on my knickers today!"

...crash through the front door of Collinwood circa 1795 while Joshua is standing in the foyer just in time to hear him say "Good God Man! This is all surely Barnabas' fault!"

...'stick your head in a bucket of goo' school of makeup application in 1995!