...eat leftovers...

...change your undergarments...

...laugh at jokes that aren't really funny...

...just keep nodding 'yes' even if I don't understand...

...buy gifts for people I barely know... 

Even better!! No acknowledgement of humanity whatsoever.

...he'd just got exclusive rights to all the dead victims of a tragic train crash in Bangor! 

"Reversal of Fortune" is actually pretty good, but the whole point of the movie seems to try to prove "how the legal system works."  If there's not enough evidence to convict whomever, you cannot convict!! (Even if the guy is guilty as hell. IMO Like the O.J. trial) It's a pretty famous case for law students to study. If you can find a documentary on the case its much better than the movie, partly because you get to see Victoria Winters on trial for real!!!!!  Ouch!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_0XrVqr1so

...Julia was pregnant with Bill Cosby's love child.

...astrology WAS for real.

...she'd not put the parking brake on her car and it rolled down the driveway and crashed through the front door.

...her pet newt Randy had eaten her pet gecko Mr. Gecko.

...be his chauffeur on the weekends.

...throw him a "Longest living bachelor in the world" party.

...stop spraying that lilac-scented air freshener all over the house to confuse him about Daphne's whereabouts.

...time travel.

...hairspray.

...Gerard's new cologne.

I would think the "Minerva" flashbacks would be tough to overcome for Q while "pleasing" Mrs. J...