..."Will you stop screaming and just tell us where the hell you are!!!"

I'm sure MB it would include a cape!!

In a moment of insanity, PT Stokes thought he was PT Marcus Welby M.D. and attempted to operate on Roxanne.

...an electric car.

...something Tim Stokes had come up with called a "microwave oven".

...a machine that makes pine cones. (No tree required).

...the thrift shop he'd always wanted to open called "Barnabas' Bargains".

Clever Callie!


...if I grow weary of your complaining about life in the "real world", I can jump the inter-dimensional ship, as it were, whenever I feel like it!!

This may sound ludicrous, but is giving away the DVD's for free still constitute copyright infringement?

The reason I ask this is that there a number of fan films for Star Trek that have an arrangement with Paramount studios that as long as they don't make any monetary gains directly from DVD sales they don't care. The DVD is free if you buy one of their other products... posters, toys, etc. 

I remember around 10 years ago I frequently saw on ebay sales for audio or video "bootleg" items consisting of a the purchase of a t-shirt or even a ball-point pen the receiving the illicit item for "free" as it were. Now ebay is so huge and much harder to police, that type of ROIO (your new word of the day= Recording Of Indeterminate Origin) is sold so blatantly now its mind boggling.  Plain old TV broadcasts or camcorder audience-shot concerts are presented in fancy DVD packaging and sold as a legitimate product all day long.

...I start growing ostrich feathers on my forehead!! Sorry!

...I talk in a Donald Duck voice for around 15 minutes!! Sorry!

...I have an uncontrollable urge seek out and cook macaroni and cheese! Sorry! (I'll be back in 30!)

...do you ever shut up? Ever?