Set-up: Lang Lang: "But Jeff my guru, your head-graspy, hair-touchy form of emoting isn't working out for me!!! Tell me what I'm doing wrong!!!" Jeff: "Well, I usually __________ at the same time..."
Set-up: V: "But Jeff, I thought wearing my bright yellow nightie would brink back fond memories of the time you _________!" Jeff (thinking): "Jeez, why'd she have to bring that up? I can't afford any more therapy!"
Set-up: Stray Disobedient Hair Spike: "Barnabas!! I have strayed from my pack of uniform hair spikes to consult you on a very urgent matter!! Does __________?!" Barnabas: "Shut up Spike! Man, my life is getting weird!!"
Set-up: Roger: "Oh, how I like a lovely bit of harpoon now and then... I once belonged to the Harvard Harpoon, did you know that? Probably not. As a physician and 'poon enthusiast, you probably do know that ____________! Moby Dick indeed!!" Lang Lang Lang Went the Trolley: "Did I actually invite you in, or what?"
(Why not let other people write your punchlines for you, when you can't think of one yourself? Hooray for Complete That Phrase!)
Set-up: Cassangelandrique (thinking to herselves): "The Devil did such a marvelous job painting my hair... he showed magnificent taste when he adorned me with this wonderful pukey green dress as well! He should open a boutique! Maybe I should have asked him to __________, too!!"
Set-up: Langety Lang: "________, I'm greatly disappointed in you! You must please me, or I will no longer allow you to serve me, or bask in the greatness of my presence!! You have been warned!!" ___________: "But Dr. Lang, I've been doing my best!!!"
Set-up: Lang Lang: "But Barnabas Barnabas, as a man of science, I would find it objectionable to state that I am a little teacup when I am not! I'm also not short nor am I stout!" Barnabas: "Well Doctor, if I had a yardstick on me... never mind. Even I possess more of a sense of the whimsical than you. I'll bet you've never even _________!!"
Set-up: Barn: "I'm sorry Carolyn, but even when a man as obviously cultured and civilized as myself thinks about a certain governess... WAAAUGH!! I mean... WAAAUGH!!!! I'd just like to get 'em in my hands, and... WAAAUGH!!!" Carolyn: "I understand. When any of my bad boyfriends would get like this, I'd always be sure to __________!!"
Set-up: JC: "Each and every day I wear the same damn thing, white collared shirt, sport jacket!! I can't stand it anymore!! Just once, I'd like to wear ___________!!" Nicholas, who just that second popped in out of nowhere: "____________!!"