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^_^ Hehe some great ones
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King Johnny: I was wondering if you could give me a hand. Chop chop.
Elisabeth (thinking): Fire poker? What was I think? If I’m going to off my husband accidentally then I should at least enjoy it. I should have found some hairspray and . . . Ooh or maybe the ax . . . Wait what about the hunting rifle with one of those illegal rounds in it that’d paint the room red. I’ve got to start planning these accidents better.
Judith: Barnabas remember Grandma Edith, did you tap that?
shave her legs