his 2 o'clock sliming

try out some of that antique bondage stuff the Todd's have in the back room. 

This thread reminded me of of an old movie I just saw on Amazon called The Vampire Happening from 1971.

Pia Degermark played an actress who inherited a Transylvania mansion. Unbeknownst to her, she inadvertently released a lookalike cousin who was a vampire. She reeked havoc with the neighbor village and Catholic church and ended up organizing a big vampire party at the house. Even the Dracula character flew in by helicopter and was given the name Christopher out of tribute to Christopher Lee. Mostly a comedy with lots of nudity, just a just a fun easy on the eyes vamp movie from the good ole days.

Collinsport Repticon.

take the boxes virginity.

Hogan's men took a really wrong turn somewhere.

change the batteries for her bell button.

having Amy shagging baseballs at Fenway Park in Boston.