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Messages - patrickm

1141
she wasn't keeping up with all the latest in nightie fashions ...

1142
pick up my suits from the dry cleaners

1143
the honeymoon suite at the Motel 6.

1144
to open up a ghost bar ...

1145
the world needs waitresses too ...

1146
strip down and become one with nature ...

1148
serve grits and prunes 10 days in a row.

1149
she was ready to play a new game.

1150
you want to see if it's true about boys first thing in the morning ...

1151
Wile E Collins used to open all his crates from Acme.

1152
Roommate: Wow, going to live in a nice big mansion where there is nothing but peace and quiet all day. You're so lucky.

1153
to hire a geisha boy for Japanese night.

1154
his policeman forgot to wear gloves again.

1155
Uccch ...had this one backwards. [8311]