I was curious where this club meets at and discovered they are in Pennsylvania. Their library is a lot more tolerant then ours when our club was getting started. They stopped letting us play copyrighted video and never let us bring snacks or refreshments. Needless to say we found another meeting location pronto. Course this is the very same library that blocks Dark Shadows Forums on their public computers. Anyways, we are having our next Central Florida Dark Shadows Fan Club meeting this Saturday - a best of Professor Stokes theme.

are those armbands or is she looking for a fix?

How much is that you and how much is from your sock drawer

B: Is that a kangaroo in your pouch or are you just glad to see me?
M: Why youuuuuuuu...

lead the way to my burning nipples..burning nipples.

shut up.

play with things between my legs first.

the rabbit died.