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Messages - patrickm

3631
I've heard of a one horse town - but a one light town?

3632
You told me to be nice to Miss Winters, so I been showing her around town. We just got back from the Collinsport Bijou and Peepshow Arcade.

3633
See that lady standing under the lamp post? Shes called a hooker. [smokn]

3634
Sorry David - guess those bologna sandwiches with marshmellow wasn't such a good idea after all.....

3635
Ok Pop - I'll prop you up while you go tinkle again.

3636
put in a new drive thru window at the Blue Whale with my car.

3637
I have the feeling its just gonna be you and me tonight Mr. Bedpost.

3638
Do I have Prince Albert in a can? I better let him out..... Thats a good one kid.....

3639
Please David - you have to be reasonable. At least let me grade your assignments before you set fire to them.

3640
I don't care how much money ya got now Burke - I ain't here to give you no rubdown.

3641
Looks like your meatloaf special got another customer - better call the paramedics.

3642
I'll ask the questions counselor cause I'm the Sheriff - see, says so right on my jacket. [suspicious_figure]

3643
Davids been into the super glue again...

3644
see any shadows - dark or otherwise.

3645
Carolyn demonstrates her new mail order item - the Don't be Cheeky facial toner and lift.