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Messages - CallieWL

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...the topiary of a woman's torso...

512
...smeared ectoplasm on...

513
...ring the bell.
...get your consent waivers.
...I've gone to the bathroom.

514
...our Wailing Widows, as opposed to the PT Whining Widows!

515
...coming off her last sedative binge.

516
...by pretending there wasn't an Aladdin's Lamp on the desk, which was shortly going to rub and ask for her third wish to come true—for Angelique to never have existed.

517
Well, don't do it behind the sofa!

Nah, on the rug in front of the hearth.  ;)

518
"... Mrs. Johnson was now insisting on dumping her dinner on the carpet behind the sofa."

ROFL!

519
...favorite high heels.
...diary.
...Halloween decorations to play a trick on Barnabas.

520
...he was told that the equipment he had to operate emitted radiation that would make his hair fall out.

521
Wow, who would've thought!  Cool stats page, btw.

522
...had been charging the local kids a dime each for a look at "the sleeping vampire"!

523
Thanks, guys!  Glad to be back.  (But wishing I was still on vacation, too!)

524
...flew up her nose.

525
..."Don't trust Jebez Hawkes!"