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Messages - CallieWL

2641
... 'Trust no one.'

2642
After Vicki had been seen streaking in the village, Abigail took it upon herself to thoroughly lecture her on the proper way for a young lady to run.

2643
... that she was really an alien from the planet Clueless!!

2644
... Jeremiah planned to take her to Willy World, Home of the World's Best Lobster Rolls!

2645
Josette was so embarrassed after her art of making tea lesson went horribly awry because she'd accidentally used tobacco leaves instead of tea leaves!!

2646
Countess, all I said was that a young man likes to get out the sugar cane as much as possible, when vacationing in an island as lovely as Martinique!

2647
Naomi, if I could teach you just one thing about housekeeping, it would be that licking your finger and holding it up to tell which way the wind is blowing the dust does NOT work in the house!

2648
Natalie was deeply ashamed after Nathan and Barnabas accused her of being the person who put itching powder in Joshua's catbox...er, pants.

2649
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0757
« on: April 17, 2009, 02:29:51 PM »
...See Who Can Stand at Attention the Longest contest.

2650
Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0756
« on: April 17, 2009, 02:08:01 PM »
Well, he's about the most obnoxious!

2651
Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'Made by Mattel'!

or

...'Made in China'!

2652
Natalie was quite pleased when Naomi finally decided to ask for her sage advice about how she got rid of her wrinkles, until she realized Naomi was implying that Natalie had HAD wrinkles.

2653
J: I know... so what if I tried base jumping off Widow's Hill just before I died, what's it to ya?

2654
... but she would become the first woman President of the United States, too!"

2655
Angelique was stunned that one of Barnabas' hidden talents was that he could sing all the words to Son of a Bitch!