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2776
Julia was shocked when Willie confessed he'd been caught giving Barnabas' money to the homeless in the back streets of Collinsport!!

2777
Extremely fond of the way his voice bounced off of the rocky face of the cliff, Barnabas would often go to the beach below Widows' Hill to belt out Kate Smith songs.

2778
Stokes was always thrilled whenever anyone wished to elicit his expert opinion on the right cheese for the right moment.

2779
Setup:
WL: Oo-wee, Willie thought, Maggie sure smells like a ______________.

2780
In his dream, Sam was devastated beyond his imagination to see that he couldn't see.

2781
Those in the know knew that once Stokes' magical second chin appeared and he got that determined look in his eyes, the next thing to come from his mouth would be the heart-rending aria from I Pagliacci.

2782
After hours of listening to Roger drone on about his hemorrhoids, Nicholas, Julia and Barnabas couldn't wait to get away - but Roger wouldn't accept even the most plausible reasons for why they should excuse themselves.

2783
Nicholas - "Excuse me, sirs, but I'm a representative of Lollipop Guild and I'm selling candy to help send poor orphans to Oz."

2784
Willie conducts his own experiment to invent the world's first invisible tribble, but instead ends up with left and right versions of The CLAW!

2785
Tony: "When, o when, will my possessed right eyebrow stop speaking to me?"
Left eyebrow: "When the acid wears off!!"

or in a similar vein....

"When the thorazine kicks in!!"

2786
Carolyn became extremely fascinated as Burke and Barnabas heatedly debated which one of them had the better golf swing.

2787
Liz and Roger were both extremely depressed to see that their once lush plantings of Deadly Nightshade and Wolfsbane were now dried and dead in the garden.

2788
"Barnabas and Julia returned to Collinwood tired and sore after a hard night of ________________."

2789
BC: "Since I'm not a vampire, I've decided to put the bite on you in a new way!  Let me have five bucks!"
JH: "I beg your pardon sir, but if I give you five bucks, you'll have to earn it.  Now down on your knees!"

2790
Upon returning to the Old House, Barnabas was quite surprised to learn Willie had been out hunting for his sanity.