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Episode #0580
« on: July 06, 2008, 10:05:43 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Jeff was completely reduced to a quivering, teary heap after...!!"

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 04:27:19 AM »



 "Jeff was completely reduced to a quivering, teary heap after... He realized he couldn't even turn on the machines in Julia's laboratory!!"
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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 07:07:47 PM »
"Jeff was completely reduced to a quivering, teary heap after realizing that once the experiment was over, he'd have to go out and find a real job!!"

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 03:48:13 AM »


"Jeff was completely reduced to a quivering, teary heap after...Julia informed him he had gotten his hair all over the experiment!!"
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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2010, 03:58:13 AM »
"Barnabas, Julia & Willie each took turns hurling insults at him"

"he heard about the cancellation of TV's Batman"

"getting part of his hair stuck in the equipment"

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2010, 04:52:05 PM »
cadaver faclilitator looks bad on a job resume.

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2010, 06:05:09 PM »
...Julia kneed him in the onion.

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2010, 07:00:28 PM »
cadaver faclilitator looks bad on a job resume.

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2010, 07:19:14 PM »
...he was told that the equipment he had to operate emitted radiation that would make his hair fall out.

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2010, 09:27:51 PM »
cadaver faclilitator looks bad on a job resume.

How 'bout "cadaver wrangler?"

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2010, 06:25:45 PM »
that would make his hair fall out.

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2022, 06:56:34 PM »
Victoria left him for another time traveling spirit with tangible hair.
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2023, 01:04:56 AM »
his spine went on holiday to Bermuda
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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2023, 09:38:55 PM »
Hehe :)

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he found out Dr. Lang planned to haunt him just because he felt like it. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0580
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2023, 01:28:01 AM »
 [pointing-up] If only! Then maybe Jeff would have gone insane and been shipped off the Windcliff. But alas...