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Messages - CallieWL

1531
...I gotta do something about this chin strap.  I'm losing all the circulation in my face.

1532
Lol, Lydia!
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...Dante's Inferno.
...Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition: Doomed Chicks.

1533
...these trousers weren't designed to accommodate a man's equipment.
...other people's luggage could be so heavy.
...souls in purgatory don't tip worth a damn.

1534
...a box of irregularly-shaped rocks.
...a newly found memoir written by a Count Petofi entitled "I Ching, I Shming."

 [laughing4]

1535
Thanks, RQ!

1536
...reminiscent of his grandma's shawl.

1537
...claimed it now controlled the horizontal and the vertical.
...switched itself over Benny Hinn's show wherein a man claiming to be a vampire received a miracle cure.

1538
...Time Travel.
...Scientific Cures for Supernatural Curses.
...Why Sedatives are a Doctor's Best Friend.
...How to Live for Free with a Rich Family.

1539
...some slugs to play with.

1540
"...try one of those sedatives I gave you!..."

1541
...a television broadcasting Gilligan's Island—but it had been cancelled!

1542
...have a nosejob to make both my nostrils look the same.

1543
...gin...  ...Roger's brandy.
...uppers...  ...Julia's sedatives.
...glue...  ...that sweet little boy Michael's mouthwash.

1544
...his stomach after the time he'd eaten Mrs. Johnson's "Mystery Meat" stew.

1545
...short-sheet the brat's bed.
...load the shotgun.
...have a good cry.