The emphasis right now is on playing the Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) game. Which is why...

...the first three Caption This! boards aren't currently accepting new posts (unless someone is an admin/mod or has reached a certain level (i.e Junior Ascendant, Senior Ascendant, etc.).

Ah, okay.  I'll have to look for that then!  Thanks!

Morgan:  Mmmm.  This rug smells WONDERFUL!  That new Fabreeze stuff really works.

Thank you! (I've been away or I would've said so sooner.) 

{{{Janet}}}
It's so sad about Nikki.  She was truly a one-of-a-kind person, one of the most generous, kind-hearted people I've ever known.  And her talent as a writer was exceptional.  She had a gift few writers have--the ability to create a character in just a few lines who is instantly understood by the reader.  Her work certaily enriched the KarlenZines. (The Gina Lee series was only a small part of what she published there.  She peopled Collinsport with real, believable people.)   An amazing woman, she will be missed by those of us who knew and loved her.  My heart goes out to you and her family.

—Mary

...doing it on the sofa.

...someone had placed a thong in her bed.

...saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

(Inspired by MT's caption.)