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Messages - patrickm

1726
I'm really the Burglar of Banf f f f.

1728
"Who the **** put a banana in my sundae?"   [eviltongue]

1729
"Show me yours and I'll show you mine"

1731
getting his badge in a box of cereal.

1732
the diners catch of the day kicked in first. [puke]

1733
M: You know David, one day you will discover another fun use of whipped cream... For now, enjoy your sundae.

1734
I invited him over for an orgy ... but didn't tell him he was in charge of parking the cars.

1736
Otis Campbell telling him Barney arrested his moonshine supplier.

1738
Burke to himself: Typical flatfoot..... All hat and no paddle.

1740
with an intellect like yours, you could easily find work as a governess.