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Messages - patrickm

1516
have to call in paramedics to treat diner customers

1517
the painting he gave to the Blue Whale to pay off his bar tab was being used as a dart board.

1520
Bosco and vodka also sounds like a favorite of Krusty the Clown.

1521
B: You know something .... All you're paintings look like they were done by Picasso. Sam Picasso.

1522
S: Hello ma'am, could you help out an alcoholic artist working his way thru rehab?

1523
R: Face it Evans .... Those who can, paint. Those who can't, do what you do.

1525
C: All right Joesie Posie ...Better get yourself over here pronto or you lose your place in line...

1526
the rabbit being on the critical list.