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Messages - CallieWL

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In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was: Our coffins are designed for unlimited openings and closings in the event it may be needed as a hideaway, or if you find you need to get back out of it someday.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0750
« on: April 06, 2009, 05:53:10 PM »
Beth became perturbed when Judith told her that she was very dissatisfied with the way Beth was NOT keeping her brother Quentin satisfied and off the back streets.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0750
« on: April 06, 2009, 05:49:06 PM »
Setup:

So, Magda thought, that's what Mr. Barnabas looks like when he turns into a bat.  Looks more like a ____________ to me.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0746
« on: April 04, 2009, 04:24:34 AM »
To amuse herself, Jenny would run circles around the furniture in the room, pretending she was a small poodle in a poodle frenzy.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0748
« on: April 04, 2009, 04:18:12 AM »
Beth hoped in vain that by sending her hands partway into Parallel Time, she would distract Eddie Baby from noticing that the supposed entrance to the downstairs servants' quarters was really a door to the Tardis.

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Millicent was heartbroken after learning that, unlike other men, her new husband Nathan could not dance, vertically or horizontally!"

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Setup:

MC:  Please, please make it stop!  I can't stand any more ______________!

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0746
« on: March 31, 2009, 08:47:16 PM »
Setup:
To amuse herself, Jenny would run circles around the furniture in the room, pretending she was _____________.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0746
« on: March 31, 2009, 08:44:57 PM »
B: "Nope, didn't work, I still want to curse the darkness!"
Candle: "Hi!  Bet you never heard a talking candle tell you to lighten up before, did you?  Get it?  Lighten up? Ah ha ha!"

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0746
« on: March 31, 2009, 08:06:36 PM »
LOL, ya'll!
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Quentin was horrified when Magda threatened to curse him with permanently losing all the hair on his head!

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Joshua, Millicent and Daniel were positively spellbound as Nathan demonstrated how to swing a 9 iron.

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Trask became terrified when the pimp finally caught up with him because he knew he would ultimately be forced to pay for the time he been researching carnal sin with one of the pimp's prostitutes.

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Nathan: This offer of yours changes everything, Joshua!  Yes, indeed, if you give me the cure to unstick my face from this ridiculous expression, I'll be glad to leave Collinsport forever without marrying Millicent or telling the authorities about Barnabas.  Why, I'll even give back all the silverware I took!

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The Head of Barnabas Collins had what the Head of Judah Zachary could only dream of having: a body!

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Nathan: "I won't ever give away your secret identity, Whippetman!!"
What's-his-name: "It's me, Nathan!   I invented the ski-mask 150 years early!   I'm a genius!"