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Messages - CallieWL

1126
...what appeared to be a cluster of small planets...

1127
...a packet of Chicklets gum...
...a feather from her bird...
...a monkey's paw...

1128
...his RT equivalent got a bigger allowance than he did.
...his father was really Uncle Roger.
...he'd forgotten to hide the bleeder valve he'd taken from Maggie's car.

1129
Yeah, poor Judith!

1130
...about my gangrenous toe.

1131
...regularly checking her chastity belt for tampering.

1132
...show him the huge bill for all her purchases.

1133
Setup:
DC: "No, look!  I told you there was(is) __________ the grandfather clock!"

1134
...there might just not be a wedding if this kept up...   ...her wedding vows...

1135
Even better!

1136
...she never could understand it.
...he would oink and snort while he was talking.

1137
...cleaning up after his various ritual sacrifices.

1138
...performance was the same thing she'd seen Carl do when he'd been pretending he was a monkey.

1139
...swiping the prize from her box of Cracker Jacks.

1140
...the old labcoat he'd loaned her, and which she had just stained with some blueberry jam.
(He's such a romantic.)