I didn't actually read the Jersey Shore article until a few minutes ago. I find it interesting that the article states 'The event celebrates the upcoming production of a new "Dark Shadows" feature film' as if the film had been a certainty. The truth of the matter was exactly the opposite as SG reported that its status was "uncertain." But I'm sure we all know where the information in the article came from, or more specifically, whom it came from, so is anyone really surprised by the, shall we say, overly rosy version of the circumstances surrounding the potential film? No? I didn't think so...