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« Reply #75 on: January 23, 2009, 08:36:29 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Brillo Accident.  Mrs. Johnson will know who stole her secret stash of seventeen hundred seventy-six spare soap pads, and then there will be hell to pay!
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« Reply #76 on: January 24, 2009, 10:13:43 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bilbo Accident.  You're a Hoffman, not a hobbit!
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« Reply #77 on: January 25, 2009, 02:57:04 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bilko Accident.  Sgt. Bilko is TV!  The only TV the locals ever see is at Windcliff when they're put in front of one while the nurses look for escaped patients!
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« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2009, 05:10:53 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boop Boop De Doo accident.  We're miles from Toon Town!
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« Reply #79 on: January 26, 2009, 12:31:26 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Booboo Accident.  That's redundant.  You can call it a Tragic Booboo, or you can call it a Tragic Accident, but if you call it a Tragic Booboo Accident, everyone will laugh at you!
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« Reply #80 on: January 27, 2009, 11:13:27 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boob Accident.  Nobody will ever believe that 40 gallons of milk came gushing out of your...um...chest.
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« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2009, 10:02:35 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Booze Accident.  That decanter was empty when you bashed him over the head with it!  We didn't waste a drop!
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« Reply #82 on: January 29, 2009, 09:36:52 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Buccaneering Accident.  I'm not Johnny Depp, you're not Keira Knightley, and this isn't Pirates of the Caribbean!
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« Reply #83 on: January 30, 2009, 11:20:28 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Buckbeak Accident.  I'm not Harry Potter, you're not Ron Weasley, and Ned Stuart isn't Draco Malfoy!
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« Reply #84 on: January 31, 2009, 09:14:15 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Babel fish Accident.  Babel fish aren't native to Maine waters.  Maybe you meant a Tragic Cuttlefish Accident.
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« Reply #85 on: February 01, 2009, 08:21:00 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bell-ringing Accident. I'm not Lord Peter Wimsey, you're not Harriet Vane, and this is not The Nine Tailors!
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« Reply #86 on: February 02, 2009, 01:35:47 AM »
"... it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bompstable Accident.  Dorothy Sayers may get to make up words and make a policemen use them, but Sheriff Patterson won't go along with it!"
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« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2009, 08:17:03 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to try to use a blowpipe, clogged as your lungs are with three decades of cigarette residue.  It is fortunate that I have never smoked, so that I could blow the poisoned dart at Stuart in your stead.
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« Reply #88 on: August 21, 2009, 09:07:28 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to think that by scattering stuffed finches all over his body you could trick the police into thinking that he died in childbirth.
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« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2014, 03:50:55 PM »
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It was wrong of you to sing Can You Feel the Love Tonight as you killed him.
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