DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
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Setup:
Julia: Barnabas, I'm eternally grateful to you for liberating me from my Hippocratic Oath. Ned Stuart was too awful to live.
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to...
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to consider actually dumping Stuart on top of Peter Braford in Bradford's grave!
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LOL, Magnus - so Peter Bradford's in his grave now?
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to tie his scalp to your belt and do a war dance around the rest of his body!
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[laughing4], Magnus and Lydia. If only someone had actually dealt with Ned that quickly, think of how much the audience would have been spared. [wink2]
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LOL, Magnus - so Peter Bradford's in his grave now?
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to tie his scalp to your belt and do a war dance around the rest of his body!
LOL Lydia! Presumably Bradford's in there, I guess, since he died in the past differently... "now". I wonder if there's any law against digging up your own coffin, then going into the past to rebecome the guy in the coffin, and then becoming the body you tried to dig up?
Thanks Lydia and MB! Just think, they had to time-travel to another century to get us away from Ned! What if they had stayed in 1969? Ned would have been yapping and threatening forever, or it would have seemed like it anyway!
Sorry, didn't mean to encourage run-on posts in the Fill In the Blanks section, Just a momentary aberration, I'm better now!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to waste untraceable poison on him when I would have been delighted to toss him off Widows Hill for you.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to shoot him without laying down newspapers first. Mrs. Johnson will have a hard time cleaning the bloodstains out of that rug.
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Boy, you're on a roll in this topic, Lydia. [lghy]
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Thanks, MB, I find the thought of murdering Ned Stuart to be wonderfully inspiring.
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to to use my tie to strangle him. I don't care to put it back on, but I feel naked without it!
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I find the thought of murdering Ned Stuart to be wonderfully inspiring.
I suspect there are very few among us who don't feel the same! [santa_evil]
Barnabas: ...but it was wrong of you to to use my tie to strangle him. I don't care to put it back on, but I feel naked without it!
He IS naked without it - or at least an ascot. [santa_grin]
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to spend so much time squirting lighter fluid on him before you set fire to him. I think he was starting to suspect something!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to deprive me of the chance to kill someone justifiably, and gloat while doing it. It's the only pleasure I get from life!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to use the candlestick in the drawing room. The Tarot cards clearly indicated that it should be Professor Stokes, in the library, with the wrench!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to poke holes in him with those sharp stiletto heels of yours. Have some respect for the dead, Julia!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because he has no pulse.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because he is in an advanced state of rigor mortis.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because he is starting to decompose.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because his corpse smells almost as bad as Mrs. Johnson's infamous stewed seaweed with spinach.
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Stewed seaweed with spinach??!! [yikes]
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Yes, indeed. Mrs. Johnson gathers the seaweed with her own fair hands.
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because worms have eaten away half of his face and some essential body parts.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because there is nothing left of him but an oddly familiar-looking skeleton.
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[laughing4] That's right because, even at that, on DS it's probably possible to come back. [wink2]
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LOL, MB!
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because his skeleton has crumbled into a pile of dust and Scotch tape.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because you flushed the dust from his skeleton down the toilet.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to to slice him in half with a machete. This is Maine, not Mexico, and some of our viewers may know the difference! Tell me, did you pick that machete up when you were filming that gecko vampire movie?
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to electrocute him. How brutal are the modern methods of killing! In the past, murder had elegance and refinement. You may not understand this, Julia, but Vicky would have. Vicky always understood.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to brick him up. That's MY job.
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LOL, IluvBarnabas!
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to use a bow and arrow in the house. Now we'll have seven years of bad luck!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to kill him here in private. If you had killed him in Madison Square Garden, we could have made a fortune selling tickets to it!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to boil him in oil without rolling him in flour first.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to light up a cigarette afterwards and ask me, "Was it good for you, too?" It was just...wrong.
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You have crossed the theshhold into pure evil, Lydia. Congratulations!!! At this point, Nicholas Blair usually invites himself over for cocktails with a few papers that need signing, so expect that call....!
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Magnus, If I have to sign the papers in blood, there could be a problem. If only I could faint as gracefully as Maggie did!
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to drive a mistletoe stake through his heart. You knew perfectly well that I was planning to kiss Maggie under that mistletoe!
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Magnus, If I have to sign the papers in blood, there could be a problem.
Never use your own! Sheesh, newbies...
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Sheesh yourself. Blood is blood, and I'm not fussy about whose I faint over.
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to drain all his blood into an keg for me to use in the future. I know that I shall never again be a vampire!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to mummify him without asking Chris's permission to use up all the toilet paper in the cottage!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to get a snake from the Collinsport Cat & Cobra Company for the job, even though there was a sale going on. Look at it, Julia, it thinks we're dessert!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to try to frame David by putting a distributor cap in Stuart's mouth. It should have been a bleeder valve. And you pass yourself off as a family historian! Sheesh!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to claim on his death certificate that the cause of death was “Terminal Obnoxiousness”.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he could be killed by just one slap from you. See, he's breathing!...Well, maybe he isn't.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because his ghost is whining about being confined to this rinkydink cottage while some ghost named Quittin' has the run of the whole estate!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to put on the death certificate that he died of natural causes. Mark my words, somebody is sure to notice that his head is bashed in.
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[pointing-up] OMG - I hope his hair isn't mussed!! [santa_shocked] [santa_grin]
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that you were the cause of his death merely because he suffered a fatal stroke immediately after you told him his hair was a mess. I'm sure it was a coincidence!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boomerang Accident. It wasn't an accident, and it certainly wasn't tragic! Oh, by the way, since when do you pack a boomerang in your purse?
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...and it certainly wasn't tragic!
!!!!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billabong Accident. Even Australians don't carry billabongs around in their purses!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billabong Accident. Even Australians don't carry billabongs around in their purses!
TBA, the most frequent cause of death for the New England Mauling Weasel!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Belly button Accident. Everyone will know that you, as a doctor, were fully aware of what would happen if you pulled Stuart's navel out!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boating Accident. The Collinsport Police Department can be counted on to foul up any investigation, but the Coast Guard is another matter altogether!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to make him do that tongue-twister until he got it right. The coroner will be able to tell that this was a Toy Boat Accident.
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No tragedy? Heresy!
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bobsledding Accident. How could he have been bobsledding when it hasn't snowed around here since before I was born?
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No tragedy? Heresy!
(How quickly an orthodox doctrine has been established for this TBA thing! Well I am a heretic, and proud of it; I think it's in my profile...)
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How could he have been bobsledding when it hasn't snowed around here since before I was born?
[lghy] [thumbleft]
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bricklaying Accident. Take it from an old hand, the secret to walling up somebody alive is keeping it a secret!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Barroom Accident. Haven't you heard that Bob the Bartender has raised his perjury fee? He wants to add another couple of storeys to his beach house.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Biological Accident. The biological accident happened when he was conceived, not when he died!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Baguette Accident. The person who inserted that... object clearly did it on purpose, and with extreme prejudice!
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Baguette, huh? I've got something better...
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bagpiping Accident. Not with each pipe inserted into different orifice of Stuart's body! You'll have to claim that the bagpipes were possessed by an octopus.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bathroom Accident. You and your obscure medical terms! I don't know the meaning of "bathroom", and I'm sure nobody else around here does either.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to pose his corpse to look like he was picking his nose & scratching himself just before he died.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Basingstoke Accident. I'm not Despard Murgatroyd, you're not Mad Margaret, and this is not Ruddigore - or any other Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, either!
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...it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bassoon Accident. Playing it that way may have served as an aid to the digestion, but no professional musician would have expected the musical results to be anything but disappointing!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Balloon Accident. Injecting him with so much helium so that he floated to the ceiling and burst is not how most people envision a balloon accident!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boolean Accident. That would involve logic, and nothing is logical at Collinwood!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boule Accident. We will not attribute his death to boules, baguettes, buns, bannocks, bagels, bialys, blinis or any other breadstuffs! Understood?
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bowling Accident. If you do that, Billy the Bowlmeister may ban me from his bowladrome and I'll never make the local bowling team, the Striking Sardines!
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the local bowling team, the Striking Sardines!
[lghy] [thumbright]
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billing Accident. I am aware that your Windcliff patients regularly drop dead of shock when presented with their bills, but Stuart was never your patient!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billygoat Accident. As a doctor you should know the difference between a billygoat and a nannygoat!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Brillig Accident. I'm not Lewis Carroll, you're not a slithy tove - at least I hope you're not - and this isn't Jabberwocky!
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happy 3400!
...to a Tragic Bric-a-brac Accident. Most accidental bric-a-brac hurlers would have stopped at two or three when they realized their mistake!
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In the same vein...
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bryl-creem Accident. The police will surely notice that it took far more than just a little dab to do him!
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[laughing4] [thumbleft]
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Brillo Accident. Mrs. Johnson will know who stole her secret stash of seventeen hundred seventy-six spare soap pads, and then there will be hell to pay!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bilbo Accident. You're a Hoffman, not a hobbit!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bilko Accident. Sgt. Bilko is TV! The only TV the locals ever see is at Windcliff when they're put in front of one while the nurses look for escaped patients!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boop Boop De Doo accident. We're miles from Toon Town!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Booboo Accident. That's redundant. You can call it a Tragic Booboo, or you can call it a Tragic Accident, but if you call it a Tragic Booboo Accident, everyone will laugh at you!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boob Accident. Nobody will ever believe that 40 gallons of milk came gushing out of your...um...chest.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Booze Accident. That decanter was empty when you bashed him over the head with it! We didn't waste a drop!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Buccaneering Accident. I'm not Johnny Depp, you're not Keira Knightley, and this isn't Pirates of the Caribbean!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Buckbeak Accident. I'm not Harry Potter, you're not Ron Weasley, and Ned Stuart isn't Draco Malfoy!
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Babel fish Accident. Babel fish aren't native to Maine waters. Maybe you meant a Tragic Cuttlefish Accident.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bell-ringing Accident. I'm not Lord Peter Wimsey, you're not Harriet Vane, and this is not The Nine Tailors!
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"... it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bompstable Accident. Dorothy Sayers may get to make up words and make a policemen use them, but Sheriff Patterson won't go along with it!"
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to try to use a blowpipe, clogged as your lungs are with three decades of cigarette residue. It is fortunate that I have never smoked, so that I could blow the poisoned dart at Stuart in your stead.
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Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to think that by scattering stuffed finches all over his body you could trick the police into thinking that he died in childbirth.
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*Wow! Quite a lively topic!*
It was wrong of you to sing Can You Feel the Love Tonight as you killed him.
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Of all people, Barnabas should talk about right and wrong like he even has a leg to stand on regarding the subject?! [nodno]
*Wow! Quite a lively topic!*
Yes! But then, apparently the demise of Ned is something that truly inspires us!! [b003]
It was wrong of you to sing Can You Feel the Love Tonight as you killed him.
Though so right at the same time!! [rofl10] Good one, Uncle Roger!! [thumbleft]
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It's amazing that a character who appeared in just a handful of episodes cab still generate such a powerful reaction from us
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[pointing-up] Credit RD. Or fault him. [wink2]
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Very much like The Lady or the Tiger. [ghost_wink]
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[pointing-up] Too true!!