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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2008, 10:40:23 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to boil him in oil without rolling him in flour first.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2008, 10:12:28 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to light up a cigarette afterwards and ask me, "Was it good for you, too?" It was just...wrong.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2008, 06:35:54 PM »
You have crossed the theshhold into pure evil, Lydia.  Congratulations!!!  At this point, Nicholas Blair usually invites himself over for cocktails with a few papers that need signing, so expect that call....!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2008, 10:42:03 AM »
Magnus, If I have to sign the papers in blood, there could be a problem.  If only I could faint as gracefully as Maggie did!


Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to drive a mistletoe stake through his heart.  You knew perfectly well that I was planning to kiss Maggie under that mistletoe!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2008, 07:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on December 25, 2008, 10:42:03 AM
Magnus, If I have to sign the papers in blood, there could be a problem.

Never use your own!   Sheesh, newbies...
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2008, 10:42:40 AM »
Sheesh yourself.  Blood is blood, and I'm not fussy about whose I faint over.


Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to drain all his blood into an keg for me to use in the future.  I know that I shall never again be a vampire!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2008, 12:52:59 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to mummify him without asking Chris's permission to use up all the toilet paper in the cottage!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2008, 10:24:21 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to get a snake from the Collinsport Cat & Cobra Company for the job, even though there was a sale going on.  Look at it, Julia, it thinks we're dessert!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2008, 03:43:16 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to try to frame David by putting a distributor cap in Stuart's mouth.  It should have been a bleeder valve.  And you pass yourself off as a family historian!  Sheesh!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2008, 08:36:56 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to claim on his death certificate that the cause of death  was “Terminal Obnoxiousness”.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2008, 11:03:13 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he could be killed by just one slap from you.  See, he's breathing!...Well, maybe he isn't.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2009, 07:29:07 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because his ghost is whining about being confined to this rinkydink cottage while some ghost named Quittin' has the run of the whole estate!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2009, 10:53:35 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to put on the death certificate that he died of natural causes.  Mark my words, somebody is sure to notice that his head is bashed in.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #43 on: January 02, 2009, 02:01:41 PM »
 [pointing-up]  OMG - I hope his hair isn't mussed!!  [santa_shocked]  [santa_grin]
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2009, 09:39:22 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that you were the cause of his death merely because he suffered a fatal stroke immediately after you told him his hair was a mess.  I'm sure it was a coincidence!
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