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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 10:49:34 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because he has no pulse.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2008, 10:42:35 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because he is in an advanced state of rigor mortis.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 09:49:05 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because he is starting to decompose.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2008, 07:27:25 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because his corpse smells almost as bad as Mrs. Johnson's infamous stewed seaweed with spinach.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2008, 08:30:34 PM »
Stewed seaweed with spinach??!! [yikes]
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2008, 02:03:38 PM »
Yes, indeed.  Mrs. Johnson gathers the seaweed with her own fair hands.

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because worms have eaten away half of his face and some essential body parts.
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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2008, 09:26:02 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because there is nothing left of him but an oddly familiar-looking skeleton.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2008, 07:56:00 PM »
 [laughing4]  That's right because, even at that, on DS it's probably possible to come back.  [wink2]
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2008, 11:06:25 AM »
LOL, MB!

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because his skeleton has crumbled into a pile of dust and Scotch tape.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2008, 10:59:07 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to assume that he is dead merely because you flushed the dust from his skeleton down the toilet.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2008, 05:50:01 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to to slice him in half with a machete. This is Maine, not Mexico, and some of our viewers may know the difference!  Tell me, did you pick that machete up when you were filming that gecko vampire movie?
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2008, 12:34:35 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to electrocute him.  How brutal are the modern methods of killing!  In the past, murder had elegance and refinement.  You may not understand this, Julia, but Vicky would have.  Vicky always understood.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2008, 04:09:11 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to brick him up. That's MY job.
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2008, 09:50:25 AM »
LOL, IluvBarnabas!

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to use a bow and arrow in the house.  Now we'll have seven years of bad luck!
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Re: Episode #0687
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2008, 01:41:18 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to kill him here in private.  If you had killed him in Madison Square Garden, we could have made a fortune selling tickets to it!
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