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« Reply #60 on: January 13, 2009, 11:55:49 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bathroom Accident.  You and your obscure medical terms!  I don't know the meaning of "bathroom", and I'm sure nobody else around here does either.
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« Reply #61 on: January 13, 2009, 02:03:40 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to pose his corpse to look like he was picking his nose & scratching himself just before he died.
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« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2009, 11:30:57 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Basingstoke Accident.  I'm not Despard Murgatroyd, you're not Mad Margaret, and this is not Ruddigore - or any other Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, either!
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« Reply #63 on: January 14, 2009, 10:18:17 PM »
...it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bassoon Accident.   Playing it that way may have served as an aid to the digestion, but no professional musician would have expected the musical results to be anything but disappointing!
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« Reply #64 on: January 15, 2009, 12:26:49 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Balloon Accident.  Injecting him with so much helium so that he floated to the ceiling and burst is not how most people envision a balloon accident!
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« Reply #65 on: January 16, 2009, 11:16:16 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boolean Accident.  That would involve logic, and nothing is logical at Collinwood!
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« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2009, 11:06:44 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boule Accident.  We will not attribute his death to boules, baguettes, buns, bannocks, bagels, bialys, blinis or any other breadstuffs!  Understood?
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« Reply #67 on: January 18, 2009, 12:24:06 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bowling Accident.  If you do that, Billy the Bowlmeister may ban me from his bowladrome and I'll never make the local bowling team, the Striking Sardines!
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« Reply #68 on: January 18, 2009, 06:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on January 18, 2009, 12:24:06 PM
the local bowling team, the Striking Sardines!

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« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2009, 12:15:26 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billing Accident.  I am aware that your Windcliff patients regularly drop dead of shock when presented with their bills, but Stuart was never your patient!
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« Reply #70 on: January 20, 2009, 10:14:53 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billygoat Accident.  As a doctor you should know the difference between a billygoat and a nannygoat!
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« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2009, 07:58:55 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Brillig Accident. I'm not Lewis Carroll, you're not a slithy tove - at least I hope you're not - and this isn't Jabberwocky!
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« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2009, 08:05:30 AM »
happy 3400!

...to a Tragic Bric-a-brac Accident.   Most accidental bric-a-brac hurlers would have stopped at two or three when they realized their mistake!
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« Reply #73 on: January 22, 2009, 09:45:26 AM »
In the same vein...

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bryl-creem Accident.  The police will surely notice that it took far more than just a little dab to do him!
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« Reply #74 on: January 22, 2009, 05:18:05 PM »
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