Episode #0687

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Julia: Barnabas, I'm eternally grateful to you for liberating me from my Hippocratic Oath.  Ned Stuart was too awful to live.
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to...

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to consider actually dumping Stuart on top of Peter Braford in Bradford's grave!

LOL, Magnus - so Peter Bradford's in his grave now?

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to tie his scalp to your belt and do a war dance around the rest of his body!

 , Magnus and Lydia. If only someone had actually dealt with Ned that quickly, think of how much the audience would have been spared. 

LOL, Magnus - so Peter Bradford's in his grave now?

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to tie his scalp to your belt and do a war dance around the rest of his body!

LOL Lydia!   Presumably Bradford's in there, I guess, since he died in the past differently... "now".  I wonder if there's any law against digging up your own coffin, then going into the past to rebecome the guy in the coffin, and then becoming the body you tried to dig up?

Thanks Lydia and MB!   Just think, they had to time-travel to another century to get us away from Ned!   What if they had stayed in 1969?   Ned would have been yapping and threatening forever, or it would have seemed like it anyway!

Sorry, didn't mean to encourage run-on posts in the Fill In the Blanks section,  Just a momentary aberration, I'm better now!

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to waste untraceable poison on him when I would have been delighted to toss him off Widows Hill for you.

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to shoot him without laying down newspapers first.  Mrs. Johnson will have a hard time cleaning the bloodstains out of that rug.

Boy, you're on a roll in this topic, Lydia. 

Thanks, MB, I find the thought of murdering Ned Stuart to be wonderfully inspiring.

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to to use my tie to strangle him.  I don't care to put it back on, but I feel naked without it!

I find the thought of murdering Ned Stuart to be wonderfully inspiring.

I suspect there are very few among us who don't feel the same! 

Barnabas: ...but it was wrong of you to to use my tie to strangle him.  I don't care to put it back on, but I feel naked without it!

He IS naked without it - or at least an ascot. 

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to spend so much time squirting lighter fluid on him before you set fire to him.  I think he was starting to suspect something!

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to deprive me of the chance to kill someone justifiably, and gloat while doing it.  It's the only pleasure I get from life!

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to use the candlestick in the drawing room. The Tarot cards clearly indicated that it should be Professor Stokes, in the library, with the wrench!

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to poke holes in him with those sharp stiletto heels of yours.  Have some respect for the dead, Julia!