79. When you insist on taking Barnabas as your confirmation name.
Now all we need is someone who owns a gallery who can mount an exibit of Dark Shadows inspired art work....and we can all show up for the event!!
81. You begin each day by reciting a "voice over" of what transpired in your life the day before. (And it's severe when you preface it with, "My name is Victoria Winters...")