The Signs That You Might Be Addicted To DS

105.  Your door knocker is a lions head just like the one in the Collins crypt.

106 Instead of using family and your children's names as passwords, you use Dark Shadows themed passwords.  That way you do not forget.

Please be careful to pay attention to the numbers that have already been entered into the list when adding your own. The mods have already had to renumber the entries in several posts because a poster accidentally reused a number or numbers and, not realizing that, subsequent posters were also off with their entries.

Bleh, I think that was my fault; I think I missed Devlin66's post and started with 102 when I should have done 103. Sorry.

107. You begin to believe that someone who's only a psychologist can run a mental institution.

108. You LOVE all incarnations of Dark Shadows (on film) that you have had the privilege of seeing.
109. You incessantly change your avatar.

110. Whenever there's a potential problem, you get incredibly stressed and repeat to yourself, "Tonight must go nothing wrong."

111  You have put in your will that you want your casket chained shut.

112 You put in your will (I have) that you want Jonathan Frid's reading of "When I Am Dead" played at your passing.

Just a little note to Borgosi.  I have had the same thing put in my will.  I want WHEN I AM DEAD read at my funeral or played either one. 

I was going to record myself reading it with Cobert's music to have it played that way but my wife said she didn't think she could handle that.  That's when I went with the original recording.

113 When you have a costum credit card made with a picture of Collinwood on the front.

I have one .

114.  When faced with one of life's problems, you think to yourself "What would Willy Loomis do?".

115.  Crawl into bed, put in a Dark Shadows DVD Volume at random and put the TV on 180min sleep cycle.

116.  Say to your wife in your best Magda impersonation... "I cannot mow the lawn now... King Johnny is looking for me! He will kill me if he finds me!" (Unfortunately it sounds more like a Béla Lugosi impersonation)


RQ.

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112 You put in your will (I have) that you want Jonathan Frid's reading of "When I Am Dead" played at your passing.

Lol.  I think I will put that in my will and also add the poem "I thought she'd never shut up." 

nancy

114.  When faced with one of life's problems, you think to yourself "What would Willy Loomis do?".

If someone is using Willie as their role model, they might have worse problems than being addicted to DS! 

If someone is using Willie as their role model, they might have worse problems than being addicted to DS!  

 

Goll-eee! It's the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate and it's wearing Barnabas' ring!  *faints*

G.