The Signs That You Might Be Addicted To DS

I'll get the list started:

1.) You've replaced all the framed photos of your family/friends with autographed pictures of the DS stars.

2.) Whenever you enter the small entryway of your house/apartment, you fantasize that you're actually entering your grand foyer.

3.) You find that you have the strange desire to wear pajamas or a nightgown over your clothes rather than getting undressed first.

4.) You find yourself incorporating bits of your favorite DS dialogue into your everyday conversation. (Listen here you, cheap, insufferable pig...  )

5.) You have the uncontrollable urge to wear bows in your hair.

6.) You go to bed wearing your shoes.

7.) You obsess over the DS characters' sex lives more than you do your own.

8.) Whenever you buy a new outfit you find yourself wondering how your favorite DS character would accessorize it.

9.) You frequently don a black wig and think that it alone completely hides your true identity.

10.) You steal some of your kid's Playdough, make a crude fetish doll, and recite incantations over it while staring into a lit burner on your gas stove.

11.) I frequently drink a bubbling chemical concoction just before going out at night, just for that extra little jolt it will give my evening.

That first one "You've replaced all the framed photo of your family/friends with autographed picture of the DS stars" took me for a loop.  That's exactly what I've done.

Now I'm scared.

 

12.)  When you get up in the morning you logon to DS Forums before you've even had breakfast.

 

13. When you're sure you left something in a certain place and the next day it seems to have vanished, your first thought is: "It must have disappeared into Parallel Time."

Hey, what a fun topic!

Other signs: making jokes about DS characters, having wild dreams about certain characters, imaging your life being different in parallel time, being on DS message boards every day, a terrible desire of wanting to saty at home and watch the DVD's instead of going job-hunting, going all crazy when one of the actors are featured in other shows( i.e. Grayson Hall in The Night of The Iguana),

and the ultimate sign: the desire to live in Collinsport instead of the real world

I still have to control my DS addiction by job-hunting daily and trying to think about what's occuring in the world

Love, dvlvan26

14.)  When saying bedtime prayers, your kids don't begin with, "Now I lay me down to sleep."  Instead, you hear, "Oh, great god Rah..."

 

# 15.....your basement rec room has the same crab-pots-and-fishing-nets motif as the interior of the "Blue Whale"......including the Muzak versions of 60's pop hits on the juke box.  

16.)  You insist that every family member have a portrait painted of them.

17.)  You've duplicated and installed a door just like the one between the foyer and the living room.

18) All you want for X-mas is a silver tea service, just like Liz!  

19) You reinact your favorite scenes with your own DS dolls...

20) You never leave the house without your trusty hand bag and shiny medallion...

21.) You..find yourself...leaving...strange pauses... between words... as if reading ... from... an invisible ... TelePrompTer!

22.) You find yourself staring off into space while music cues inaudible to others draw to a thoughtful conclusion.

23.)when you start brushing-off friday evening plans so you can go home and watch d.s. until all hours.

24.)when you have the irresistable urge to take a photograph of your favorite character to your local fabric store and have it silkscreened on to a pillow(and i mean it).

25.)when a plot development you dislike occurs it makes you miserable for days(more so than something bad really happening in your own life).

9.) You frequently don a black wig and think that it alone completely hides your true identity.

Hysterical!


26)  You enter rooms quietly and ask, "Did I startle you?"

27)  Your idea of a fun date is to be tied to a tree.

28)  You refer to your ancestors as "incestors".

29)  Your favorite sport is cliff diving.

30)  You construct your house so that the walls and bannisters move.

31)  You stress that your significant other will suddenly disappear into another century.

32)  You stock up on bricks and cement in case you might need them some day.

12.)  When you get up in the morning you logon to DS Forums before you've even had breakfast.

How did you know?  

33.) When passing old gothic and run-down mansions you think dreamily "the old house" and expect Barnabas Collins to come looming out. (I have actually done that a few times. )